Had a funny conversation with a couple of my students after class today. We were talking about interpreting religious texts, and the crazy that is literalism, and then one of them mentioned the Book of Mormon, and then it came up that the professor had made a joke about someone doing a zombie rewrite of the bible (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies style). I decided that the first scene of the inevitable movie version would begin with this line:
"And on the eighth day, God created zombies. And he looked at the thing he created and he said, 'Heh. This is really going to fuck them up."