Fully, half of the life-span gap between African-Americans and whites is due to African-Americans having to endure punditry about "The Blacks." Whenever a studio anchor breathlessly comments on the "conversation over race," the heart-rate of some old black sanitation worker jumps. It's a conspiracy, son. But I'm wise. Motherfuckers ain't taking me out.
As for me, I'm obviously doing this wrong. Being one of those unmarried women who voted for Obama, I must have missed a memo somewhere, because I collect neither unemployment nor welfare nor children.
Oh c'mon CEW, we all know you're hiding small children under your bed and feeding them with government cheese....you just pretend they're dust-bunnies, but we know better.ReplyDelete
You got me - my secret kid's name is Dustbunnyqua!ReplyDelete
I'm in the club too!ReplyDelete
Were we supposed to collect welfare and children somewhere?