See you at game time.
OK - here we go!
I don't love that first possession.
Or the fact that the Colts are not being stopped right now.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL DOING?!
Not pleased.
Saints 0, Colts 9 (grumble, grumble, discontent)
I'ma need y'all not to drop the ball, OK? Thanks.
OK, THAT'S what I need. Catch the ball,
Yeah, you know what - YOU NEED TO CATCH THAT.
Also, I'ma need you not to throw the ball to the wrong team, OK? Thanks.
NICE!
You see that running thing you're letting them do? Don't.
OK, my computer just ate a piece of the post. It was the piece was I was very displeased.
PS - These commercials suck.
OK, we're back, and I need y'all to play like you're in the Superbowl.
Nice throw. Hope they didn't kill you on the tackle.
Two tackles = no tackle - I like it!
1st DOWN!
OK, nice catch! How 'bout some points, boys?
Sack does not = points.
Field goal. I'll take it.
I'll also take Pierre missing a ball that come right to him.
You know I'd like for every Christmas for the rest of my life? For you to stop fucking up the superbowl.
Thank you.
Nice catch, Shockey.
YEAH! Let's have more of that wide open field!
Alright, boys. Make this happen for me.
Not the time for penalties.
I wouldn't have run, but it worked ok.
You just fell down for no reason, didn't you?
Why did you do that? *I* wouldn't have called that play.
Lemme tell you a secret. Y'all are going to hell if you lose this game. I have decreed it.
OK, that was mean of me. You're not going to hell. But I will SO not be speaking to you.
So now you need to strip the ball. That's what you need to do. And, then, after you strip the ball, you need to make a touchdown with it, OK? Thanks.
These boys are bad for my nerves right now.
Wow - that was some crazy shit. It worked, but...
I approve. Run forward, run fast.
YEAH, BOY! You would not believe the high pitched noises happening in this house.
OK, that VW ad was actually funny.
Why are y'all celebrating like you won something? Play the fucking game.
You know, I like the Colts running if it results in them being stopped.
Are you shitting me. That's because I laughed at the dirty joke, isn't it? OK, I'm sorry.
You know what helps? Not leaving their receivers open. Get on that, boys.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THEM GET THAT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry - you know I love you. I only yell when you make me.
OK, I've forgotten to update the score for a while:
STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING!
*sigh*
That's better.
OK. They missed a field goal, we've got the ball.
HAH! I can't believe you let him sit you down, boy!
Drew needs to break Brady's record. That would make me happy. Also, a touchdown right now.
OK, good run.
LET'S GET IT!
What?! Why are you doing that?!
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!
Screaming chickens? Not funny. Screaming chickens in space? HILARIOUS!
OK, that Criminal Minds commercial was terrifying.
Oh, that was CLOSE! Steal it next time!
Drew tied Brady's record. I like.
Now I want the Colts not to make points right now.
OK. STOP THEM.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!
That was pretty.
Dude was about 2 steps from running that back. I'm glad he didn't - that was close.
And that pass...I wish they hadn't let him catch that. Most teams, I wouldn't be worried, but it *is* the Colts.
Offensive pass interference, huh. I'll take it.
That play was crazy. A hand on the defense AND it hit the uprights?
I tried to scream, and just started laughing hysterically. That really just happened.
We just won the Superbowl.
Look, baby - daddy won the Superbowl! How cute are they both?
I still can't breathe. I might actually pass out. OK, not really, but it was close during the hysterical laughter.
I think our kicker should have gotten MVP. I love Drew right now, but the kicker kept us close enough to keep up morale and stay in the game.
I feel like y'all need to let Drew Brees go celebrate now.
It's probably good that I'm *not* in New Orleans tonight. I'd probably end up falling down, and that would be bad.
Payton says, "This is pretty strong right here - I can't describe how it feels." Well said, Sean. Well said.
Saints 31, Colts 17
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