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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Fug Madness, Round 1, part1 (Madonna and Charo brackets)

MADONNA BRACKET
Kim Kardashian (2) vs. Liberty Ross (15)I keep trying to ignore everything Kardashian, but had to vote for her, even though it's against my bracket. I mean, really.

Carly Rae Jepsen (3) vs. Sarah Jessica Parker (14)
Someone should call Carly Rae, maybe, and talk to her about her fashion choices. I think she should take this one.

Cate Blanchett (6) vs. Halle Berry (11)
Halle, these pants are even worse than your wackent in the X-Men movies. Cate, I don't even know how to respond to this. You're both better than this. Pull it together, ladies.

Kevin McHale (7) vs. Emma Roberts (10)
I suspect that Emma Roberts will take this match-up. I mean, she's certainly tryingReally hard. But I voted for Kevin McHale anyway. Man-fug usually just means dirty-looking or ill-fitting. I'm glad to see McHale doing something more fug-fashion-forward.


CHARO BRACKET
Elle Fanning (5) vs. January Jones (12)
Elle Fanning, especially her shoes.


Demi Lovato (13) vs Julianne Hough (4)
Demi Lovato, because oh my god.

Stella McCartney (8) vs. Emma Stone (9)
Stella McCartney's jumpsuits may be the new Lindsay Lohan's leggings. 

Rihanna (1) vs. Kirsten Dunst (16)
She's not the #1 seed in her division for nothing, y'all. I love it that the bystander in that picture seems to be thinking, "Really, Rihanna? Come on, now, girl."

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