Why is this facial hair happening? This is not the only example I've seen recently, but he's the one I was sneaky enough to get a picture of (I tried to figure out how to put a black box over his eyes, but am not that savvy).
Dude, Abe Lincoln called. He wants to emancipate you from that tragic beard.
I'm not worried about protecting this fool's identity. Any man wearing those pants has absolutely no shame.